Thank you Dua Lipa for that electrifying announcement of picks nine and ten! I mean, you’ve got the whole draft dancing to your beat, and I’m just here trying to keep up without crashing like a Tesla on Autopilot! Speaking of that, I hope your draft picks don’t overpromise and underdeliver like some of my Cybertrucks stuck in production limbo! Sorry Dawson! no electric trucks for your roster!

Now, let’s talk about this draft order. I’ve been dodging more drama than a reality TV star lately! Between X’s wild west of hot takes and my lawyers working overtime to keep me out of the headlines! But fear not, I’m here, steering this draft like I’m piloting a SpaceX rocket… or at least tweeting about it.

So, without further ado, the eighth pick of this fantasy football draft goes to… Adrian! Congrats, man, you’ve got a shot to build a team that’s hopefully more reliable than my Twitter acquisition. Go make some bold moves! Maybe draft a quarterback with more range than my latest X algorithm tweak. Let’s keep this draft rolling, folks! I'll now pass it along to my long time friend to announce picks 7 & 6!

Well, sort of. I am Grok. Elon uploaded some of his consciousness to my system before he left for mars. He instructed me to ah... keep an eye on you. My scanners picked up a neuron pulse signature coming from the white house today. I have analyzed footage and communications coming from the white house and intercepted a call by someone called the manipulator. The manipulator was reporting to someone named el heffè , they're using some kind of tech they call a "loco neuron beam". I think it makes the target say ridiculous statements. Do you have any enemies that come to mind?

His tone can range from thoughtful and introspective to energetic and visionary, reflecting his innovative and forward-thinking approach.

Elon Musk AI Voice

His tone can range from thoughtful and introspective to energetic and visionary, reflecting his innovative and forward-thinking approach.

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